Rocco, the Night Shift raccoon

NIGHT SHIFT INC.

We never close. We never sleep. We never get paid.

Tower 24/7 · Floor 3 · Local time: 14:35 · Status: OPEN

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TIME CLOCK · FLOOR 3 ● OPEN 24/7
14:35:11TUE, OCT 20 · NIGHT SHIFT

Your shift starts now.

Enter your X handle, punch the clock and get your official Night Shift employee badge.

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  • $0salary
  • 0breaks
  • ∞coffee

Your rank is assigned at random. 1% become CEO of Nothing.

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Origin

Nobody remembers when Night Shift Inc. was founded.

A raccoon sneaking through a dark office lobby with a flashlight toward a vending machine
The official story: one night, a raccoon broke into an empty office tower looking for the vending machine.
The raccoon staring wide-eyed at a glowing monitor full of green and red candles
On the way, he passed a monitor still glowing on the 3rd floor. Green candles. Red candles. A chart that never closed. He sat down "just to check one thing."
Years later, the raccoon slumped at the desk in a Night Shift hoodie, surrounded by empty coffee cups and cobwebs
That was years ago. He never left.

Others followed. Night owls. Insomniacs. Traders in other timezones. People who said "one more candle" and meant it as a lie.

Nobody hired them. Nobody pays them. But every night, they clock in.

This is Night Shift Inc.

Staff & Facilities

Rocco holding up his Night Shift employee badge, number 000001

🦝 Rocco

Employee #000001. The first one in, the last one out. Actually, never out. Has seen every pump and every dump. Still here.

A closed Management office door with a confidential memo slid underneath and an eye peeking through the keyhole

📄 Management

Never seen. Communicates exclusively through internal memos. Always watching.

Bertha, a grumpy coffee-stained espresso machine pouring into a Night Shift mug

☕ Bertha

The coffee machine on Floor 3. Has never been cleaned. Makes a concerning noise. Holds the company together.

A cheerful Day Shift worker in sunglasses relaxing on the grass in the sun while a tired raccoon glares from the office window

🌅 The Day Shift

They sleep at night. Check their portfolio once a week. Touch grass. We don't talk about them.

A cobweb-covered Night Shift alarm clock on a velvet pedestal behind ropes with a Do Not Touch sign, a nervous raccoon peeking at it

⏰ The Alarm Clock

Nobody here has ever heard it ring. Everybody fears it.

Exhausted raccoons standing around a boardroom table at 3 AM in front of a Q3 results chart where everything is down

🪑 The Boardroom

A huge table. No chairs. Meetings are held standing up, at 3 AM.

Employee Handbook

Mandatory reading for all staff. Nobody has ever finished it. It is seven lines long.

HR-007 · CONFIDENTIAL
NIGHT SHIFT INC. Employee Handbook · Rev. 3:00 AM · Page 1 of 1
INTERNAL
USE ONLY

  1. Sleeping is not covered by your contract.

    Penalty: you will miss the pump.

  2. Salary is $0. This is non-negotiable.

    Raises are reviewed annually. Also $0.

  3. "One more candle" is not a valid exit strategy.

    It has never worked. You will try it anyway.

  4. Do not speak to The Day Shift about your positions.

    They will ask if you are okay. You are not.

  5. Bertha is to be respected. Bertha is not to be cleaned.

    Last employee who tried: still missing.

  6. Clocking out early is permitted. It is also remembered.

    Your file has been updated.

  7. Management is always watching. Management does not exist.

    This rule has been reviewed by nobody.

Management Authorized signature
  Employee signature
(You have not. Nobody has.)

Ranks

Assigned at clock-in. Promotions are random. Just like your portfolio.

BUILDING DIRECTORY · HQELEVATOR OUT OF ORDER
  1. YOU ARE HERE
    PHTOP

    CEO of Nothing

    Runs a company that produces nothing. Respected by all.

    1%OF STAFF
  2. YOU ARE HERE
    4FLOOR

    Regional Insomniac

    Covers multiple timezones at once.

    2%OF STAFF
  3. YOU ARE HERE
    3FLOOR

    Shift Manager

    Supervises the interns. Also unpaid.

    7%OF STAFF
  4. YOU ARE HERE
    2FLOOR

    Coffee Operator

    Authorized Bertha access. A heavy responsibility.

    12%OF STAFF
  5. YOU ARE HERE
    1LOBBY

    Night Guard

    Watches the charts so nobody else has to. Nobody asked.

    28%OF STAFF
  6. YOU ARE HERE
    B1BSMT

    Intern

    Just arrived. Still thinks they'll sleep soon.

    50%OF STAFF
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MEMO · FROM: Management · TO: All future staff · RE: Launch

$SHIFT is not live yet.

The doors haven't opened. There is no token, no contract address and no pool — anywhere. Not on pump.fun, not on any DEX.

Anything calling itself $SHIFT right now is fake. Don't buy it.

The launch and the official CA will be announced only on X. Follow us and turn on notifications so you're on the first shift.

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CA: NOT LAUNCHED — will be posted on X PENDING

ONBOARDING CHECKLIST

  1. Follow @Night_Shiftinc on X and turn on notifications.DO IT NOW
  2. Clock in above and post your badge.DO IT NOW
  3. Get a Solana wallet (Phantom, Solflare…) and add some SOL.GET READY
  4. Swap for $SHIFT using the official CA from our X.🔒 AT LAUNCH
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